January 2012
December 2011
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know...
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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My sleeping schedule is so fucked.
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Nutella Shot Recipe →
Ingredients & Measurements:
1 cup ice
½ cup milk
2 tablespoons Nutella
1 shot Baileys
1 shot vanilla vodka
Instructions:
Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend until thick and creamy. Pour into shot glasses and enjoy! You can rim the shot glass with nutella (like the picture below) if you would like also!
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