1, Oct with 849 notes
  • cashier: need any bags?
  • me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes

    1, Oct with 5416 notes


i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

(Source: chaneltbh)



1, Oct with 280191 notes


i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye



1, Oct with 805909 notes


Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay 



1, Oct with 186927 notes
❝ who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.

1, Oct with 211779 notes
❝ And it hurts so much to want something you can’t have.

1, Oct with 694109 notes


my legs hurt from sitting down all day

(Source: destroy-wifi)



30, Sep with 42196 notes


Sexting is the best you can literally make a girl/guy cum with your words, while you’re laying bed eating mashed potatoes and watching the office



30, Sep with 1515 notes